These are all images I've created over the past few years. Enjoy!

This is where the NES game Circus Caper belongs.

Toho Cinefile.

Sage advice.

Capcom, Moto Kikaku.

I just got sick of seeing the whole "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" thing.

SCAR Productions.

Mallrats is an Easter movie, I don't care what you say.

View Askew Productions.

Just a gag I came up with because of people who say that the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie is the only one, despite never having seen the new one or the original one as of this writing (November 2022).


Someone irritates me, this is the look they get.

The Brothers Chaps.

Someone really irritates me, they get this look.

Gracie Films, 20th Century Fox & Disney.

"Tonight on Smartline: Firebert. Is it really not a good commando name? With us tonight to discuss this hotly debated subject are Firebert's creator, The Cheat; Firebert's most vocal detractor, Prof. Tor Coolguy; and talk show mainstay Dr. Joyce Brothers."

The Brothers Chaps, Gracie Films, 20th Century Fox & Disney.

About a decade ago, I was a casino security officer. When this meme was going around a few years back, I created this to show you what my job was actually like. I'd say that seventy-five percent of it was giving directions. Seriously. At times I felt like a glorified information desk.

SCAR Productions.

I used to work as a CSR for an outsourcer that handled many different magazines. One day, I got this call:

Me: Thank you for calling Penthouse.
Lady: Hi, I just wanted to ask a question. Does Penthouse have pictures of naked women in it?
Me: ...yes it does.
Lady: okay, thank you! *click*

I can only imagine how the conversation between her and (I'm guessing) her husband went after that. Probably something like this (click on image to see it fullsize).

Penthouse Magazine.

A question for the ages.


"Hmm, a Krusty Burger. Doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?"

Data East, Gracie Films, 20th Century Fox & Disney.

"Oh, McBain!"

Data East, Gracie Films, 20th Century Fox & Disney.

I miss these days more than I care to admit sometimes.

Warner Bros., Electric Light Orchestra.

This man will get the job done!

West Mansion.

As far as I'm concerned, this is 100% accurate.

SCAR Productions.

This is so true.

SCAR Productions.

As always, this page is under construction!

West Mansion.